She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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