she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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