I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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