kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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