i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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