Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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