New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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