There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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