when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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