They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
