Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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