Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I think people are normalizing furries
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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