Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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