ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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