even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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