This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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