brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we have pet lesbian snakes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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