well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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