I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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