oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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