what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
