And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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