If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
