school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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