nut hugger
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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