Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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