shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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