im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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