It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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