everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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