covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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