Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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