all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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