i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah