You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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