dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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