After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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