if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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