I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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