he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It was confusing and full of hummus
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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