Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
