I've blown a few things in my day
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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