When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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