I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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