I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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