I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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