Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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