sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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