There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Sorry my hands just texted you
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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