Dude my mom stole all your condoms
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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