Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I believe in your delicious
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
