check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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