Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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