Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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